Why is it in pad and tampon commercials, the women are always wearing white.  I don’t care how absorbent the claim to be.  One wrong movement, and it’s bye bye white dress.

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour